Whoever thought owning the libs would be cheap never tried to acquire a social media company!

Me: So Doc, are you saying that I can jerk off whenever I want? Doctor: No John, I said you can have a stroke at anytime.

'Hey man, I've never been in a two man rowboat before. Do I take this paddle or that one?' 'Either oar.'

I need more goats!!!

I’m the whale keeping Bitcoin above $20k

Mum's complaining about the cost to pump up her tyres at the garage Well, that's inflation for you

What’s under your bed?

What do you call a horse that moves a lot? Unstable.....

I bet it does my friend

Us trying to identify the trends this year📈

$ETH is moving to ✨ POS ✨ and would be to reducing its carbon footprint, but what about the emissions it has already lead to? 🧵 (1/n)

PG&E shut off my electricity this morning. I was powerless to stop them.

#NFT Whitelist Event 1. head to 0xemissions.com 2. calculate and SHARE your $ETH carbon footprint 3. bonus: follow and RT :) 🌲