Jasmine Crockett thinks Antifa is her mom’s sister.

Katie Porter is so fat she has her own GPS.

What has more inflation? Joe Biden’s economy or Adam's Schiff’s head?

AOC+3 is the ugliest squad since the 1980’s Boston Celtics.

How does Chuck Schumer get cell phone service with his head so far up AOC’s ass?

Jasmine Crockett thinks Comey indictment is a rapper in the Super Bowl halftime show.

Did anyone watch the CNN townhall with Bill Belichick and his girlfriend? #AOC #BernieSanders #CNN

If you add the two F’s in Schiff, it equals a T.

Is Adam Schiff hiding the Epstein files in his forehead?

Ballroom is what Michelle Obama needs while sitting.

#ZohranMamdani is demanding the Yankees keep one of their 27 world championships and distribute the remaining 26 to every other MLB team to each according to their needs.

While digging up the East Wing, President Trump found Vince Foster and Seth Rich.

6-7 is what Barack Obama says is about the size of Michelle's manhood.

Jasmine Crockett thinks KFC is AOC’s sister.

#GavinNewsom speaks with his hands because his mouth is full of sh*t.

Choosing between Mamdani and Cuomo for Mayor is like choosing between Eric and Lyle for son of the year.

If the government is shut down, why is CNN still talking?

A Socialist is just a Communist who’s a better liar. #ZohranMamdani #zohranfornyc #AOC #BernieSanders

Jasmine Crockett makes Urkel look like Tupac.

Since they won't give #PresidentTrump the Nobel Peace Prize, we want to say #thankyou47 for digging up the East Wing to find all the bodies buried by the Clintons and putting tariffs on imported married siblings from Somalia. Please go to thankyou47.com to sign the card: