"Knock 'em dead, darling!" Greetings, all! I am Mettaton and I would love to meet some new friends and grace the Twitterverse! Re-Tweet?

"💤💤💤"

Yawn. "Mm?"

The harder the life, the stronger you'll become. The stronger you become, the easier the life will be.

He softly sings to himself. His voice soft and silky. Calm and relaxed. Hopefully no one hears him-

"C-can't I just go one day without worrying about M-mads accidentally cutting himself?" No. "M'kay-"

Gets Asgore Dreemboat. a calming music CD for his birthday.

He gives a sleepy yawn and glances around.

"Does acid rain hurt...?"

Casually sticks hand out into the rain- Naps no-

Makes no attempt at fleeing. Hand was luckily only hit a few times.

"M'kay Mads."

"Okay okay, Uncle Red's puns are /slightly/ hilarious.." ❌I do not own any art or the character. ❌Wants to be nothing like his dad. ❌--🔞--

》վօմ kղօա Եհҽ ժɾíӀӀ 》օς 》ƒӀօօƒվ ҍҽɑղ ҍҍվ 》í ղ ղ օ ς ҽ ղ Ե 》ɑɾԵ ղօԵ ʍíղҽ մղӀҽՏՏ ՏԵɑԵҽժ 》ɾԵ ƒօɾ Եհҽ Տհվ ՏʍօӀ? 》Ӏíkҽ ƒօɾ ɑ ՏԵɑɾԵҽɾ!

Peeks out of hiding. Anxious bot noises.

Napsta.exe is online.

"S-so smol--" 💦💦💦💦 Nervous bot noises.

Leaves a birthday card and quickly scuttles away because awkward robo. x.com/undyncundcrtcl…

Tfw papyrus says "no boondoggling."