It’s how the New Yorker described the subject of Flo Rida’s “Low”

making a preworkout in collaboration with Saw is demented. that freak was not cut up at all.

The mayor of NYC sent hundreds of NYPD officers to Columbia University to break up a student protest against the war in Gaza.

Then he smeared my 63-year-old mother, who lost dozens of family members in Gaza, to justify it.

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I bet all of our questions and more will be answered in the Drink Champs episode with Eric Adams

this was very good theatlantic.com/culture/archiv…

I like looking at Yelp reviews of places I know well, because the reviewer usually captures an entirely new reality. this person is living in an Egg Prison and the warden is Felipe.

Some people really think like this. A brigade of policemen suppressing a protest in morningside heights and then holding a weird little flag protest of their own on university property is comparable to fighting off Imperial Japan.

The outside agitators on campus were the police: defector.com/the-outside-ag…

going to the gym to listen to Kendrick being mean to Drake, Drake being mean to Kendrick, Rick Ross being mean to Drake, Kendrick being mean to Drake again, and Kehlani

raising 900 billion dollars to work with a lean team of AI geniuses to answer the question that humanity has pondered for ages: what if a phone sucked

NYPD presenting the Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit Chain & Disc Lock on the news
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everyone says they 'feel' like they're losing their mind. just lose it already. like that terrific Eminem song

I can’t imagine how many churro ladies are on the loose while the NYPD are busy beating college students.

The fallout from Rene Higuita's performance against Israel in the first leg of CONMEBOL/OFC play-off for qualification for Italia '90 continues

Need to be very clear about what happened here: NYPD went on Morning Joe and lied to Americans about Columbia University students in order to make it appear those students were working with organized, transnational terrorist organizations

truly surreal to hear campus protestors being called ‘agents of hamas’ then see an interview with some kid named bryce. hamas doesn’t even know about bryce

Dr. Samer Alatout (Samer Alatout) was assaulted and detained this morning by police. He says he was explicitly targeted.

He's returned to Library Mall and tells me 'It's important to support students, especially students experiencing physical violence.'

with everything that's going on, it can be hard to remember America has at least one public official who opened a restaurant where the waiters have guns and the customers have diarrhea

I’m sure her heart was in the right place, but by explicitly breaking the rules of the bus Rosa Parks had more than a little in common with January 6.