Intel means involuntary Teletubbie

Salmon is so fuckin good. I understand why bears just grab them mfs right out the water

Cream cheese > cheese cream 🤔

when u leave ur dog w/ grandparents

when I text you “🤸🏻‍♀️” it means

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

bed and breakfast

When you listen to true crime and your friends are quiet on the gram for a change you better bet I’m CHECKING IN

NEW RAT JUST RELEASED

my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:

The house on Love Island looks like the houses I made on Sims 1 Just a million beds for woohooing

Stinky men smell like BO and taco seasoning imho

thinking about ways to be silly

No offence but Pete Davidson looks like and elf that would try to con me out of my new born child.