It’s crazy how God stopped appearing the moment cameras were invented.

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

musicals are one of the worst film genres

A whole civilization might die tonight but you still have to rock up to work tomorrow and log in to Microsoft Teams

first in my bloodline to stay up till 4am for a world war just to see it get postponed like a monday meeting

Perseverance pays. চাটাচাটি এবং অধ্যবসায়।

Corporate rule : If the problem is too big, schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problem.

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

মনটা অনেক খারাপ। বাংলাদেশীদের সব রাগ পশু-প্রানীদেের সাথে কেনো?

Now I understand why our parents used to say "whoever comes asking to see me,tell them I'm not around"😭

The first rule of twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your twitter.

God loves you so much that he created hell just in case you don’t love him back.

The man who spent a year literally begging for a Nobel peace prize is attacking the pope for advocating for…peace.

Neverrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

not now babe i am v busy contributing nothing in these back to back nonsense meetings

To the people who take photos of restaurant menus and post them on Google Maps: may both sides of your pillow always be cold, I am forever grateful for your service

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

games were more fun when you unlocked things by playing, not by paying.