Didn't check the tl for like two days and I come back to learn that Epstein is the real Forrest Gump

The Assassination of Joe Cool by the Coward Charlie Brown

As far back as I could remember, I wanted to go on the computer.

History's greatest and most well connected pedophile turning out to be an atheistic, anticlerical idiot-philosophe is such an inspired decision, Dickens theory has never been more vindicated.

The little smile after "For what," relishing the opportunity to seem cold-blooded, and from someone who pretends to be a pious Catholic toward a man whose death was mourned by the Catholic Church. Vance is an awkward dork who just decided to don the mask of the King of the Online

making peanut butter water from 2 simple ingredience

AI: The verdict is the death penalty, for speeding Human judge overseeing the AI: Overrule. Do NOT give the death penalty for speeding AI: You're right, I'm really sorry about this. It was wrong of me to give the death penalty for speeding. My new verdict is the death penalty.

This is how Israel was established and we're supposed to pretend it's super complicated and approach with nuance and understanding for the settler with the gun.

Huh

The Sacrament of Reconciliation restores our unity with God through the forgiveness of sins and the infusion of sanctifying grace. This generates the inner unity of the person and unity with the Church. It fosters peace and unity within the human family. One might ask: do those

Can’t help but think that in Pete’s mind he’s like one of the old “great drunken war generals.” Patton or Grant or Hooker etc. Aggressive, tactful, and at times foolhardy but ultimately talented. When in reality he’s just dumber than dog dick and drunk as fuck.

Hanging out with my trad maga family I haven't seen in years in the depths of America B territory, smiling and nodding and avoiding answering any specific questions about political economy

I am a reactionary particularist when it comes to national pathologies. Every land should have its own spiritual and psychic disorders. Globalization has resulted in a sort of uniformity of freaks. This is something a right-wing student provocateur would do at Dartmouth.

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

Did you know in HEAT (1995) the iconic shoutout scene was entirely improvised? After finishing their scene, Val Kilmer and Robert DeNiro decided to kill all the cops that had shutdown traffic, unaware director Micheal Mann was still filming.

I rarely get serious on here. But quick question. Who would be on your Mount Rushmore of First Ladies? Mine is Hillary and Michelle, full body 69, taking up the space of four heads.

CHARLIE: Well, I won militarily. DENNIS: Militarily?! Charlie, they've blocked off every entrance to the bar we can't go in there. CHARLIE: They'll unconditionally surrender. DENNIS: WHEN?! When are they gonna surrender, Charlie?! MAC: Fuck this I'm just going in there,

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation