Mutters to himself as he flips the page on his clipboard, scanning to see which kid he should be yelling at next. “Five minutes. I’ll believe it when I see it. What a-- MCCALL! HOW ARE YOU FAILING GEOMETRY 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉? IT’S JUST SHAPES. THEY TEACH THOSE IN KINDERGARTEN.”

My “a group of idiots are discussing me” senses are tingling today.

@ Everyone:

[BLOWS WHISTLE 𝘓𝘖𝘜𝘋𝘌𝘙.]

Did you just--- Consider your bathroom privileges REVOKED, you little deviant. [Pulls backup whistle out of pocket and blows it. LOUDLY.] NOW GET BACK ON THE FIELD.

GOOD. [BLOWS WHISTLE.] GO. [BLOWS WHISTLE AGAIN.] 𝘕𝘖𝘞. [BLOWS WHISTLE UNTIL HE SEES MOVEMENT.]

If I see ANY worms in my office, I’m squashing the filthy animals on the spot.

You guys track enough dirt through here, I don’t need disgusting worms doing it too.

I mean this with EVERY fiber of my perfect being:

STOOOP TALKING.

⠀ for once; i agree with coach. ⠀