Shuri, talking to t’challa: I will not hesitate to break your neck right now Peter: can you even reach his neck???

*peters phone rings* Shuri: aww you call mr. Stark daddy? Haha that’s adorable Peter:... Peter answering his phone: hey Ned- Shuri: *chokes*

Shuri: my brothers invisible, I haven’t seen him for days Peter: t’challa s missing? That’s horrible Shuri! T’challa with a cloaking device: hows it horrible? Peter: oh shit what???

Shuri: hah I won the bet! Tchalla you own me 1200 dollars! *tchalla casually hands over the money* Shuri: haha peter let’s bet Peter: haha no way aunt May pays me allowance in broccoli

Shuri in a argument with T’Challa: oh grow up! Also shuri: eating Dino nuggets and chocolate milk with peter while watching Phineas and Ferb

Peter:

Shuri at like 2 AM: when you cut your throat will you be able to breathe better because your exposed to more air easily Peter: go the fuck to sleep furry

Peter: for the last time, tony is just my mentor not my dad! *shuri sneezes* Shuri: sorry I’m allergic to bullshit

Peter: let’s blow this popsicle stand Shuri: that’s a weird way to pronounce mj

I’m so confused of how this post is popular like I made that post instead of sleeping like ??

Peter: welcome to Applebee’s would you like the apples or the bees T’Challa: the bees??? Peter, shouting: he has selected the bees T’Challa: wait *shuri rubbing out with a jar of bees* T’Challa: wAIT

Bucky: before this meeting ends I want to thank Shuri for giving me twenty dollars Peter: why’d you give him two dollars? Shuri: I thought he was a homeless man!

peter: hey what's a 5 letter word for irresponsible tony: peter peter : ... may: yeah that fits [ @izzyx64 ]

T’challa: I think I’m in hell Peter: uh.. no, this is New York. We get that a lot