Good morning everybody, let’s get this bread.

TEXAS

The guys who made this video are an actual waste of oxygen

imagine getting jumped by a group of Canadians and one of them says “I’m so sorry aboot this eh”

tell me finding people leaving a table in a crowded restaurant isn’t a competitive sport

FCPS will be closed tomorrow, Wednesday, January 30.

Last night, was one of the most tragic nights of my life. I lost both parents parents within the same minute. 💔 We are asking for help with their funeral arrangements. There is a GoFundMe account in my bio. Please anything will truly help. Please help my mom and help my dad.

nobody: me:

It takes 3.2 sec to RT and help find them this happened in #Bradford x.com/BlaiseKatchung…

my mom used to make me punch trees because I played Minecraft too much

Un que?!

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

i saw this on the tl and straight up thought i had a girlfriend

Why did my dad have to go this hard on insta and why am I crying in Nashville rn

The police scanner in Chicago was just blocked with Chocolate Rain

seth rogen explaining it in the simplest way possible

BUY NOKIA !!!!!!!

Even Discord has gone corpo …