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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

Hello? Mom? Pick me up, they're asking me to interpret this EKG

the numbers on the advent calendar are just a suggestion, you eat them when you want to baby

Hey guys. If you see a 26 foot uhaul truck with the Arizona plate AL50003- would you let me know because it had like everything I own on it. It was stolen near Noe and Market and fun fact: uhaul doesn’t put gps on their trucks and thieves apparently know this.

In 2007 I was an ER doctor with a blog. This is an ER patient's perspective, and mine. Ms W’s perspective: 0800-1200: I’m sitting in the waiting room with abdominal pain – I thought this was an “emergency” room. 1200-1240: Finally, I get a room. Where is the doctor?

I told my fiancé that I wanted to go out and do activities together more often, so this year for christmas he got us backflip classes. so now every tuesday for the next two months we’re going to a parkour gym to learn how to do a backflip. men never fail to amaze me

Because of conventional medicine -Your mother didn't die in childbirth -You didn't get polio as a kid -You've never seen smallpox -Your friend with type 1 diabetes is alive because of of insulin -You recovered from that infection because of antibiotics Science saves lives

passport missing and flight is in 2 hrs😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you're taking a GLP1 agonist (ex ozempic) and have an elective surgery coming up you MUST tell your anesthesiologist and stop the meds 2+ weeks beforehand. Many anesthesiologists report increased cases of aspiration (patient vomits, gunk goes to lungs) because patients are

The April fools connection is NOT IT

More of this, please. This shop owner gives out food, cash, and prizes for good grades.

Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore

I love being a Swiftie because people are texting me and congratulating me like I'm the one who got engaged

This 100 percent

stages of christmas shopping: 1. there's plenty of time. 2. oh no.

we desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are