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Bursts through a wall. 𝐎𝐇 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇.

Was he loud?

He’s sor— What is he doing with the potato?

Strange man. GREAT taste in friends. Masters greets the potato with a twinkle in his eye.

Hnnnnnnnnh, Heaven saw him acting like a complete IDIOT. Holds up a peace sign and literally evaporates.

MORE? Wow, this is his lucky day!

“Cool friends, you have here!”

“Dignified. And what is your name?”

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He takes it, shaking it gently. “I’m Masters!”

Hands, he had nice hands. “I don’t know about that, but it’s definitely nice to meet you.”

Oh! So it’s to be flirtation, then. He could flirt. “A drink, huh? What’d you have in mind?”

“I can shoot whiskey.”

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"Mmhm," he mumbled, wrapping around Sebastian..

Still giving Sebastian. the silent treatment for the potato fiasco.

Looks at his stomach. Cries. x.com/somnumexterrer…