ℍ𝕖'𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 ◌ 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 ◌ 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ◌ 𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 𝐹𝑢𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝐼𝑛𝑓𝑜 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑤 ↴

⠀ ⠀ Շђє ŦเгรՇ ๒คภ๔ฬคﻮ๏ภ... Շเ๓є Շ๏ รєє ฬђคՇ קєгשєгՇє๔ Շђ๏ยﻮђՇร ɭเє เภ Շђє ђєค๔ร ๏Ŧ Շђє ๓ครรєร! ⠀ ⠀

You would turn yourself into a Shroob just to have a mushroom for a head?

You make a fair point... But in my royal opinion, I believe you would fit into our empire just fine.

Because people do not possess the common sense that would let them see the benefits of Shroobish rule.

Does it have to do with "water"? Because there is no such thing on the Shroob homeworld.

She'll send a scout to a planet rich with "water" then. If he disintegrates, he will at least die knowing he has provided the Shroob Empire with valuable knowledge.

And that is?

Must she repeat herself to everyone who asks? Everything!

We are preparing an invasion right now. Your militaries will soon crumble under the might of the Shroobs. And I will keep you in my personal torture chamber.

Dissect you, extract your blood, break your mind... Until you will have forgotten everything except pain.

And how shall she do that ~ ?

PHNT: Don't send me DMs every time I come back from a break asking me "Are you okay?", "Is everything fine?" Yes, everything's fine. If it wasn't, I wouldn't be here roleplaying as a dummy thicc purple alien queen.

Another day, another planet conquered.

" And where were you, Mr. Hero? Where were you to stop me from murdering this planet's defenses and conquering it as my own? "

⠀⠀Ah, so she's not the only one who has scheming hours . . .

⠀⠀Oh... She won't ~

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⠀ ⠀⠀A sentiment the both of them can get behind. ⠀