babe come here you’re missing the possum eclipse

I basically was told today if I don’t play for my companies softball team this fall it would not be good for my quarterly review. I fully understand I am a 5-tool guy out there , but this can’t be legal right?

The non noise of people who show up to movies so early the ads haven’t started yet is just this shy of a wake.

I was a nothingburger to him but he was an everything bagel to me…

peeing after esex so you don’t get a HDMI

Favorite new meme format, please hold.

Went to a local brunch encouraging open conversation with neighbors about partisan issues. Gave the disability perspective to interesting feedback. My girlfriend and I looked as good as the place setting.

this and a small town where somethings not right

Easy.

You need to be friendmaxxing. You can’t really control much of your family but I think like 99% of a good life is having high quality friends and family, and you can definitely control who your friends are

Going for walks 5x a week has saved my mental health at its heaviest, reduced my chronic pain to well above manageable and done a great deal to fix my shrimp posture. Just got back into it this week after a tough summer and worth it 100%

Yall realize therapy doesn’t work if u lie to ur therapist

oh to be a corgi walking past a group of tipsy middle-aged women

nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

Abusing the Americans with Disabilities Act to bring your pet into restaurants and grocery stores is tacky.

babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse