CHOKES ON A CHURRO.

CRABWALKING TO THE CLOSET. x.com/RickUserC137/s…

❝GrandDADDY raise that posterior so i can touch the bUTT.❞ x.com/OhJeezNoRick/s…

❝I'm gonna burn my bible.❞ C:

|| writer actually has a bible She doesn't want it

HOPS INTO THE SHIP. ❝NOPE.❞ x.com/RickUserC137/s…

JUMPS OUT OF SHIP. RUNS OUTSIDE ON ALL FOURS. ❝I'D PREFER DEATH.❞ x.com/RickUserC137/s…

|| I would be dying over baby Morty but I was already dead inside

Hides.

DABS. ❝Haha! Yeah, dad! Hit that hoe!❞ x.com/DumbassFathcr/…

DAB DAB DAB. ❝HAHA! YOU GO DAD! HIT THE HOES!❞ x.com/DumbassFathcr/…

DIALS 911 ON MICROWAVE. x.com/Worst_Parent/s…

911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY x.com/Worst_Parent/s…

DABS.

❝NOT SORRY HAHA!❞

DOES THE DAB WITH TWO FIDGET SPINNERS IN HAND.

THROWS FIDGET SPINNERS AT JERRY

DABS. ❝NO YOU H O E.❞ HITS JERRY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER. ❝I HIT THAT HOE.❞

❝YOU DID THIS TO ME FATHER.❞ SQUATS.