My dream job removes my fingerprints from the pad of my fingers and gives me a year off being paid $50/minute while I recover. Then when I’m ready to start in Fall of 2026, my job is to open doors, anonymously. Or a Big Tobacco Exec.

I love my dog so much I love how he curls up next to me and groans and then makes Goofy sounds in his dreams

I need to make money in the next 5 hours

Going dancing alone with $10 and by God I will get home with $10

I’m in the Dubai of Texas

I like my issues and they humor me

I don’t know if it is the mud all the way up to the top of my thigh or my shirt that says I’m coming to Texas to kill you but the gas station attendant was really cold

I love my dog so much I want to die I’m making a life where we never have to be apart

Leave you where I found you I figured you outtttt

I believe in forgiveness and I’m grateful for the unforgivable, it’s a simplifier

I want to be done smoking

I only ever feel like Bukowski when I’m at this stoplight in front of an all male body building gym and they’re all pulling out of the lot with no shirts on beat up trucks and I just glance at them. When he wrote about $100 whores at the racetrack.

I’m getting a kick out of everything

Me getting swung around off of my feet in every direction

Young Thug: "I don't care for sex that much." trib.al/9miXcFM