If anybody breathes within the next five minutes, I’ll pick up edibles tonight

& the way I thought you were gonna bring up somebody else….

Emma has a Christmas gift 🤭

Finally… not I’m crying now

I know I’m too far gone bc I really started my morning watching game highlights

Hate the way I wanna spend money today.. but more than that….. I want people to SEND money today! Think about it

Who can I run to

What hurts the most is loving the only good night of sleep I was gonna get for 2 weeks? Please tell me thats a lie

Not I was texting Martel to see when she wants to hang out & she tells me she’s coming by TOMORROW… hollering

“What are you looking for on Facebook marketplace?” Facebook marketplace will tell me what I need when I get there…

Quick, bestie! We need to go to the thrift store!

Would it kill the vibes if I just…. stopped talking to everybody 🤭🥲 lol

At a certain point you have to start putting your hands on people 😭

This. Is what I tweet for

Should I 😐

Living this new phone like I really got a new phone

This dude really said “YES I stole from a child it’s called the CEO MINDSET I will sue you if you are mean to me”

i believe it

A maze runner marathon & you take a drink everytime Thomas looks back while running

The accuracy… SNL definitely got it right "Gen Z slang is African American slang."