Sometimes reality defies parody. cnbc.com/2025/01/16/duo…

My cat has learned how to open cabinets. I have to think this is a mild version of the anxiety you feel when your baby learns to crawl. I am now taping cabinets shut with painters tape until I can buy some baby locks.

America is divided along “Twin Peaks”. Does the term make you think of: A) An acclaimed 1990s TV series B) A Hooters-like sports bar chain C) A conference room at the Palace hotel If you picked C, I’m sorry.

"I love the smell of liquidations in the morning." - Apodcollapse Now

The plan? We’ll start a sparkling wine business out of Champaign, IL

Isn't this Musk news just a function of the 130 day annual cap as a special government employee? Has been reported on for weeks. axios.com/2025/04/01/elo…

Peter Navarro has been deported to El Salvador hasn't he

Nice try, LinkedIn. To be fair to the recommendation algorithm, that is a very misleading job title.

Have heard a few people compare modern public equities to a video game - It makes me imagine an Ender’s Game like scenario where you tell the pod monkey prodigy “those tickers you whip around? Those are real businesses”

Somehow telling somebody to ChatGPT something is so much more insulting than telling them to Google it.