THAT'S MY IWI

Hope they play hot to go

From fb. Probably captures half of it

Bro really said "I'm actually more racist than you think I am"

Didn't manage to get a photo but my fave sign of the day goes to the snapchat logo with "worry about your own history" written on it

Hozier said free Palestine and honour te tiriti to a sold out spark arena 😍

Beware the pipeline

Me and my buddies doing TED Talks

*me walking into an alcohol store just to buy a packet of chips and then leave* *my mum watching through binoculars*: she's starting to believe

Guy who hates Joe Rogan but has no idea he has a podcast and just found Fear Factor to be very distasteful

Applied to a job I really wanted and then immediately after sending realised that I had left a mistake in my cover letter

It's obviously very good that all-girls schools have started allowing students to wear pants but do you think we'll ever see boys schools introduce dresses

I think there are some people in this world who need to evaluate why their response to people shipping two male characters is "why can't men be friends without people assuming it's gay?" and not "would that be so bad?" and if that reason is maybe just homophobia

The only thing I can think of that explains the Wicked interviews is that in an effort to be accurate to the Wizard of Oz they put real asbestos all over the set

*my friend seeing me come to the "hear me out cake" event with a photo of the cake*: I don't think I want to do this anymore

One thing about me is I'm always gonna put too much in a burger

One Hozier song sandwiched by four of Chappell's is maybe the greatest encapsulation of my essence known to man

Unintended side affect of Elon making it so you can see the tweets of people who have blocked you is discovering that random people I thought I was chill with have blocked me and I have no idea why

Think I'm gonna dip from Twitter And not go to any other apps Cya