Think I wanna get a piercing or three...

Still wanna go get a piercing or two...

My mom really needs to find herself a stud

I see that

Unless she takes it easy on you...in which case you'll probably kick her ass

I'd say I can't understand why she can't find herself a date but if the other girls there look like that maybe she's not getting all those eyes on her she deserves

Just gonna leave this here for mom... Gina

Dipped into Gina's wardrobe again...

I love that my mom used to be the same size as me and still hoards clothes from before she became a really gym bunny workout nut Gina

I'm actually scared to ask Gina where this came from...or why she has it... Halloween outfit maybe?

Only cause he spends half the workout checking my mom out It wouldn't be so bad but he makes it so blatantly obvious

My mom is stupidly over protective of me, kicks my butt and calls it 'training' but honestly she pretty much the most awesome mom in the world

My mom... the show off... x.com/_PowerMama/sta…

...Really hope she's not got a hot date tonight while I'm gonna be stuck home ordering pizza and watching Netflix...

#TMW you wake up and realise you didn't hear mom come in last night but can smell bacon cooking...

Yeah, now I'm just showing off

When Gina bails on your Netflix night... AGAIN.... for another date - sorry - 'late appointment with a client'

I'm in a weird kinda mood this morning

Hmmmm.... wonder if I should go out tonight...

Damn, I look fucking good