Nothings irks me more than reading a motivational post from a person I know is toxic in real life .

As I get older, I’m starting to realise that the purest form of love is consideration. When someone thinks about how things would make you feel. In any bond how much they care about you is found in how much they consider you.

Jealous adults are very dangerous. Stay away from them.

Can someone please point me in the direction of someone who makes this?

Stock market beginners always ask: “Which stock should I buy?” Wrong question. Right question: “Which companies will Nigerians still need in 10 years?” Answer: • Banks – everyone needs money • Cement – we’ll always build • Food – Nestlé, Dangote Sugar • Telecom – MTN,

I need Funke Akindele to cross 3BN.... Funke no slack now, keep dancing to that 3BN... Oba iyanu dey your matter.

I noticed I got a notification for a recalled email. Sent a message to ask what's up. I was told I was misgendered. After correcting them last week, they recalled the email so they can resend one that addresses me as a she. Awwww.

I no longer enjoy eating rice...

Urhuese, I have come to say thank you....

My phone is showing only one sim... What's up with airtel?

My airtel line just showed no sim... Like, what the hell?

Okay.... I like this..

I can't ignore how Nigerians pronounce Ibiza.... covers face.

Yeah, the yoke that is costing us all a lot....

Some of you are sharing some really crazy personal info.... Ha!!! Una no dey fear?

I want Sir Atedo Peterside kind of money. The type that doesn't stop me from speaking the truth.... The type where I don't have to call cow uncle to eat beef.

Has anyone's Airtel sim gone off. Like, the phone says no sim? It happened this afternoon. I don't understand.

I am too Yoruba to wear a brand called akisa Sha... God forbid o.

Those of you that talk about SB are the real problem.... Can't you guys just look away...

My Airtel SIM has stopped working since yesterday afternoon... I have tried everything. Really annoying.