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Mike Sholars the Writer

@sholarsenic

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everyone is clowning on this clip, but they don't realize it's a really subtle reference to Phil Collins' brief (but tragic) time as a beekeeper

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KENDRICK: lord i only pray for serenity and peace ALSO KENDRICK 4 BARS LATER: the peace of the GRAVE once ALL MY ENEMIES ARE VANQUISHED

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It feels significant that the best games, shows, and now movies based on Transformers are about exactly one thing: The fall of Cybertron and the formation of Optimus Prime and Megatron. It's equally significant that the second-best ones are about a gorilla punching a T-rex.

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"We're not so different, you and I" is a god-awful tactic for a comic book villain, and it's a terrible one for a POLITICAL DEBATE. It's like watching the Democrats write a Enemies to Lovers fanfic about the Overton Window.

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Personally I cannot wait for my Nintendo Alarmo to watch me at night while Pokémon Sleep listens, and after I wash up with Pokémon Smile I can do some quick GPS-tracked cardio via Pikmin Bloom before starting my Ring Fit Adventure!

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Lance Stroll being penalized in this race is like a human taking steroids and still getting dunked on by Air Bud #USGrandPrix #F1Austin

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Chromakopia is like catching up with your funny friend who loves you and has wisdom to share, but also gossip, and also their ADHD diagnosis just came through, and they've had this Neptunes beat stuck in their head for a minute. It's a DOPE album. (And yeah, I'm that friend.)

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Feels especially hollowing to watch this happen when the only thing Trump represents is the outright permission to be a self-serving asshole and never face social or tangible consequences for doing so. That is the core dream of most Americans (and Canadians) at this point.

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Regardless of the outcome at this point, I really hope this outcome ends the idea that Trump's first term was some sort of fluke, that we as a country are 'better than that.' Naive, see-no-evil ass position that self-sabotages the work of building an holsitic alternative vision.

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Shoutout to the fitness influencer who heard about Not Sending Promotional Emails The Morning After A Horrible Election and decided: "No, my mailing list NEEDS to know my thoughts on Reverse Dieting. No day but today."

Shoutout to the fitness influencer who heard about Not Sending Promotional Emails The Morning After A Horrible Election and decided: "No, my mailing list NEEDS to know my thoughts on Reverse Dieting. No day but today."