Shokora has been trying to get back inside for like an hour now She can't reach the door handle Being a cat for any longer won't do

"Only two more hours and I can stop licking myself. Eugh. How did I do this for over a thousand years??"

"Only one more hour Then I can finally reach the door handle"

POOF Deep inhale

"Thank gods-"

"Now..." Flicks a flashlight on in Wario's direction

"Time keeps on slippin'~"

"Truly a question that plagues even the greatest of minds..." x.com/themettatonex/…

"A lot of my close friends are ghosts! ...Well, were-"

"Real princess hours."

"I told them I could totally build a giant robot. They said I was crazy and it was unnecessary. Yet here we are!!"

"I've done it! A weapon to surpass- Ahem. It looks good."

"Can't say that. Silly me~"

("Yes I know we could get sued for that. Hush you.")

"I guess that game's designers had a Knack For failure-"

"Guess whooooos baaaack~"

"Wario has an admirer? My my, color me impressed~"

"Wario that's gross. Please go to the corner."

"CORNER. We do not sympathize or compliment Konami"

"He's gotten no "boob". And he certainly hasn't gotten better at lying."