Twas the night before February 28th, and all through the house…

Morgan Wallen | “Keith Whitley”

One minute you’re young and fun , and the next you’re making a meal that calls for cream of mushroom soup

Diplo and I did a song together last year. I’m not sure if it’ll ever see the light of day but I just listened to it again and I’d like to see it be released. I think it’s really good.

me attending Parker McCollum concerts 50 years from now

Call me ranch cause I be dressing

I just want to know what woman on God's green earth is going to buy a sports bra, leggings or a dress modeled by a man? Seeing clothes on shoulders the length of a dining room table and hips that couldn't birth a grasshopper doesn't really entice me

i clean my house everyday and still have to clean my house everyday

Inspiring answer from the OU softball team about happiness versus joy. So cool to see athletes use their platform to profess their faith. The Lord is at work. “No matter the outcome, this isn’t our home. We have an eternity of joy.” Grace Lyons, Jayda Coleman and Alyssa Brito.

I bet Zach Bryan’s bail cost less than a ticket to one of his shows

me forcing my man to do everything with me

when life was good

relationships easy asf when u not dating a lying whore

And…he still got lost.

This would be totally hilarious, if it wasn't so true👇

Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $50 Venue fee: $26.10 Access fee: $14.28 Paperless transaction fee: $7.23 Convenience fee: $17.24 Fee fee: 6.23 Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23 Because we can fee: $8.12 Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1

Simone Biles Riley Gaines This tweet is hilarious. 1. Body-shames a fellow female athlete. 2. Implicitly acknowledges that men and women are different, with males generally being bigger than females. 3. Disregards the fact that Riley IS going after men in women's sports. Gold medal in asinine tweeting.