You can always tell when someone is trying hard to get better at melee because they consistently play like shit and lose anytime it matters

A speed reading training video starts at 300 words per minute and ends at 900 words per minute. I was able to understand this entire video the first time it was present. Could you?

Melee?

Our top scientists (me) have solved the mysteries of playing falco. the character is finally as developed as it can possibly be.

Fuck it. 100 RTs and we will invite RapMonster, the Zain Slayer, to Full House: Siege. All expenses paid. Nobody beats the #1 player three Thug Finals in a row.

If we get to 250 RTs, we’ll stream an exhibition match between Zain & RapMonster if they don’t meet in bracket 😈 Game time

Thanks for the rank and to the blurb writers for all their hard work, you help carry game storylines. Happy for all the new up and coming players and we should celebrate them, But rankings are tainted the closer to the top you get The attached clip is the moment shit took a turn

Stop playin with me 👑

Caught him chilling

My wife and I do rock paper scissor to decide stuff a lot, and let me tell you, that game has surprising depth when pushed by two nerds who are determined to win. I have long randomized sequences memorized to throw her off, and we know the conditional probabilities of (naive)

yeah

You know it

U.S. Figure Skater Alysa Liu reveals to Teen Vogue that her favourite melee player is SparkinMed ! "I watch his set vs guru every few months. His fox & falco are super cracked. S/o to sparkin luther king !"

Suddenly I feel a strong interest in playing pool for the first time in my life.

Local fest while watching Genesis top 8

My family watched me play at a Melee tournament in person for the first time. I won winner's finals 3-0, pretty easily. Afterwards mom overheard my opponent say something to a friend, took me aside, & whispered in my ear "watch out, he said he'll play more defensively next time!"

World's first real 100-man melee (alpha) If people are interested I may invest more effort into giving this networking/hosting a tourney for this

*taps mic* is this thing on. I

The lunatic is on the grass

And what more do you really need