Unfortunately, this is hardly satire. Almost every government action has the result of making it harder on small business to survive, and solidifying the dominant position of big business.

Watching you referee is why I decided to become one. You're wit, unflappability, and complete control of the game, are inspiring. Now, since your schedule is lighter, may we entice you to come to the Wash DC area and referee some old boys games? We will pay for the travel.

Hey Montgomery County Department of Police, come work on your quota for pkg tickets for the month; on Ewing Drive between Bradley and Rayburn.

Ok, I'm an avowed dog guy, but these are still pretty funny.

Hanging out with Rosie Lopez Torres of Burnpits360 at Senate Veterans' Affairs Committee Dems / Senate VA Republicans hearing on #PACTAct implementation. While Nat'l Defense Ctte appreciates hearing being held, seems no one asks the important q's: how long will vets have to wait for health care? Afraid it will be months.

Thank you, Mike Mears, you are right, and I'm going to integrate in National Veterans Business Development Coalition, of which I'm a member, to see how we can support. #VetsGetTheJobDone

.Richard Blumenthal asks VA what protocol is for following up after toxic exposure evals for vets, and, natch, VA says they "are working on that." Really? VA doesn't have health care protocols for treating toxic exposure? It's 2022, VA, not 1822. Nat'l Defense Ctte's on it.

At House Committee on Veterans' Affairs hrg #PACTAct, and @RepSlotkin raises Q about $ for toxic exposure trtmnt. Nat'l Defense Ctte agrees toxic exp. $ needs to be set aside, but current law allows VA to move non-toxic exp. health care to under the set aside $. Let us work with you, @RepSlotkin

What makes satire and irony so funny is that is largely based on truthful, real-lived experience - like the VA trying to figure out ways to deny disability determinations. US advises Ukraine on how to delay medical care, benefits for veterans open.substack.com/pub/duffelblog…

Why is U.S. Department of Education telling mil/vets how they can spend their EARNED ed bennies? The 90/10 Rule is just condescending paternalism towards the same mil/vets we also trust(ed) to determine who to shoot, and when. Nat'l Defense Ctte asking Congress to fix this...soon. #VetsChoice

Glad to be able to help on this, but now what will Congress do? Check out FentanylFathers.org. #OnePillWillKill #AllIllicitDrugsAreNowDangerous #StopTheDemand

Proud to be working through Nat'l Defense Ctte to support this great organization and this heroic effort. And it's not just high schoolers - the military and veterans are getting caught in this web of fake meds as well.

New U.S. EPA tailpipe rule elims consumer choice, stresses fragile electric grid, & heightens reliance on foreign adversaries. President Donald J. Trump needs to reassess this policy decision. See my article w/NationalDefenseCommittee in RealClearDefense today. realcleardefense.com/articles/2024/…. #StupidIsAsStupidDoes

(2/2) Meanwhile, Joe Biden colluded with Saudi Arabian govt to delay (but not reverse) their oil production cuts until after the 2022 midterms. Where were Ron Wyden and @SheldonWhitehouse on that? Selective outrage is so becoming for you, Senators

Really americanair? Board us all on flight 1839 (DCA-DFW), close the door, and then tell us we'll be delayed an hour taking off because of runway closures? Me thinks it's to keep us on board and prevent us from switching to another airline. #AmericanAirSucks