My Dad left me 10 acres of land in Somalia but these pirates talkin about I better be prepared to die if I come claim it

One of my favorites

Your Testicles are Literally Filled With Hundreds of Thousands of Evil Slithering Beasts and that is Why You are Like This

Good morning

All-timer snapchat post man

i do not value elon musk's opinion on anything

Guy who doesn't use the backspace and instead corrects every typo by typing "I mean" then the corrected word

𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿

hell i would take BACKGROUNDS at this point. why in the name of fuck does the switch not have themes

Finals week is two weeks from now and I have another assignment due next week in a class I don't understand and am already almost failing being taught by a professor that is next to impossible to understand

We are about to post our first picture! GET READYYY!!!