Fake gasp. “Not this coming from the woman who loses her clothes to gain armor!”

Files nails flawlessly. 💅🏻

Files her nails at Shaman’s Haven while humming.

“Oi! You reeeeeeek!” She held her nose. “It’s too early for that, Crissy!”

Okay that was good, and Riley smiled because of it. “Hey, you’re still coming shopping with me right!? So I don’t get mauled by men again! You promised!”

OPENLY GAGS

Oh yeah she ducked that, making a gagging noise at the towel before realizing she was just tricked into wasting money on someone that wasn’t herself. “…Fiiiine! I’ll go get ready myself!”

Now giddy like a schoolgirl, she waited for Cris to return from her shower, already dressed and ready to go!

Points to Roy Amamiya. “You!”

“Because I’m too gorgeous to be fighting off nobodies. That’s your job. Come on now Crissy. Keep up!”

“You heard it here, folks! The fight for Ace begins when Roy comes back from his little job!”

“Why would I lift a finger for anything I deem unnecessary?” She then feigned a damsel in distress look. “How do I fight with shopping bags dangling from my arms without ruining the merchandise I just bought!?”

“Put my bags on the ground….?” She just looked away in disgust after that comment. “Shouldn’t expect less from Cris…”

“No luck on day one of the beach? Won’t happen twice for Riley Lawson!”

“Crissy always gets like this when no attention is on her.”

“Yeah Roy is a creep. Unfortunately he’s our creep.”

FANS HERSELF. “Calm down tiger. You’re like a hound sometimes.”

HOLDS UP FAN SIGN

“Uh, I’m the She-Devil!”

Holds out her hand. “Riley Lawson! Pleased to meet you, champ.”