It’s bitches like this the reason why they only serve you two drink max in public spaces. You sat your grown ass up there and ordered 14 shots, then got mad when they gave them to you? 😒

now that i ruined everything im so fucking free

Sam Altman is currently poisoning communities with his AI data centers btw

thats exactly whats gonna happen

Drake is currently bombing Toronto

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

pho is truly everything. full of hydration. full of collagen. protein, ginger, and other spices that help with digestion. warm and so gentle on my stomach. and absolutely delicious. thank you God

Are people aware that when you talk to someone on the phone via your car speakers everyone within a 250 foot radius can hear the person you're talking to with incredible clarity lmao

😭😭 “so what you gone do”

🚨: It's official — HIV is no longer a terminal disease! Modern Antiretroviral Therapy (ART) reduces HIV to undetectable levels, allowing patients to live normal lifespans.

thinking about all the shit I’m gonna get done on a day off just to watch 2 episodes of a show and eat 5 meals

just took me 30 mins to make a sandwich #ItReallyIsThatDamnPhone

i mean yeah sure but littering IS fucking gross. i’m getting real tired of everyone acting like they can’t possibly do one tiny thing to improve their lives just because corporations are bad. like just stop littering. throw your shit away. that’s not controversial.

I like to pretend today is his birthday… Happy 4/20 #lpstwt

Pee green as fuck dookie hella big and mushy