We will be in Georgia for 6 months & Ben thinks I’m ridiculous for packing 2 suitcases

My brothers are always doing weird shit & leaving messages on my ring doorbell camera. My neighbors probably think they are on drugs or something 😂

They really need to make some wider diapers. My son’s butt cheeks are always hanging out 😂

My mother in law is coming back in a few days & I’m so excited!! Being somewhere with no friends or family is tough

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

It still blows my mind that Ben and I are parents

I make Adler a bomb ass ham, egg, & cheese scrambler with slices of avocado on the side and all he wants to eat are stale veggie straws and Cheetos out of his snack can 🙄

Honestly wondering if phantom kicks will ever go away. My child is 14 months and I still feel them every time I lay down

I’ve reached that point in life where I don’t get ID’d for alcohol anymore 😪

Tomorrow I fly home with my wild 1 year old by myself.. pray for me

My son in his car seat crying bc he’s hungry & all I have are Cheetos. I don’t even want to look at his car seat 🥴😪

Adler took a drink of my coffee & he liked it. I wouldn’t give him another drink bc caffeine & he’s, ya know, only 1 year old so he hit me in the face. Good morning lol

My house is haunted soooo that’s cool

Please contact someone immediately if you see this man or hear anything about him. Love this guy very much and anything will help 💜

My MIL threw me a surprise birthday party today with my siblings and my mom and I just 🥹 I love my family

My husband comes home today!!!!

How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

When my child wakes up and sees his dad he gives him kisses, hugs, & tells him “love you” but when he sees me he slaps me in the face, pulls my hair, & laughs 😵‍💫

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