it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

being vaccinated does NOT mean you can travel to sweden with your boyfriend and his friends to attend one of his friends' rural hometown's fabled midsummer festival

Back in my hometown for the weekend. Time to take my wife on our semi-annual tour of pointing out places that used to be other places.

No Album Out.

when I leave the Zoom and my smile disappears I do feel like a serial killer

This is me and Sab

Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Monica’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Erica’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Rita’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Tina’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Sandra’s Version)

[me arriving late to things] sorry supply chain problems

@P____nut cauz they’re cool

Now that Sab is deployed, a lot of my extended family calls me to ask what she likes/what to send to her and they must think I’m a shitty sister bc every time I’m put on the spot I’m like uhhhhhh idkk protein bars????

Why drive when I can be a passenger princess

To say it was an honor to put on the pinstripes last season would be the understatement of a lifetime. Memories I will never forget. To my teammates, coaches, front office, ownership and the great fan base of the New York Yankees. Thank you for letting me be a part of it..❤️

When 20 1st graders were murdered at Sandy Hook u mocked them & their parents for years until u were sued for 1.4 Billion 🤣