Donald exits, pursued by a bear

You can play the game, or you can change it. From Eddie Huang, executive producer of FRESH OFF THE BOAT, comes #BOOGIE. In theaters March 5.

BREAKING: Trump just pardoned The Moldy Jam for Sqirl!

SZA, H.E.R, and Ella Mai should do a trio called S.H.E

James Corden acts gay for two hours and gets a Golden Globe nomination, I act straight for 23 years and all I get is trauma

Last week I got an email from Sruthi about Reply All’s Test Kitchen series. I had been avoiding listening but once I did I felt gaslit. The truth is RA and specifically PJ and Sruthi contributed to a near identical toxic dynamic at Gimlet. This will be a longer thread, apologies.

im SICK of people telling me to write the stories i wanna see !!! i signed up to be an ACTOR & i am reading for SO M A N Y WHITE PARTS ALL THE TIME & then expected to GVE IT MY ALL as if i’m a REAL OPTION ? don’t say ur seeing ‘all types of people’ if u named the bitch melissa

okay I couldn’t sleep because anxiety and now with thunder my dog can’t sleep cuz anxiety? this is just rude

when pasta needs a little bit of the water it was cooked in to feel comfortable...I don’t understand the chemistry but I understand the feeling 🥰

decided with the most confidence I have these days to just pick a prickly pear barehanded this morning. those things should really come with a warning

STARK REUNION 🥺🥺🥺

“it’s 3pm?!” anxiety and “🤷🏽‍♀️ guess it’s 8pm” depression is how I tell time these days

2020 really should have been the year we all learned ASL. why don’t we all know ASL?! who’s with me, let’s gooooo

done with plants, where’s the app for identifying dog breeds

pixar can officially receive credit for aiding in the pursuit of ending generational trauma. 😭 #turningred is undeniably healing and precious, especially for those of us who struggled with balancing the respect we owed our friends, our family, and most importantly, ourselves.

are there ANY leaders or rich celebs (I’m serious) in Texas that can convince everyone to stay at home and strike? make the lifeless politicians finally listen? buy/offer essentials so that they can comfortable stay home? …please?

julying that it’s been 2 years

was too stressed and triggered to realize that THAT episode of The Bear was A LONG TAKE? 🤯 so I did what anyone else would do and watched it a second time

re: #TheWhiteLotusHBO - spoiler - y’all missed the opportunity to have us finally meet another Di Grasso. Mia! Grandpa Bert even alluded to it when hugging her! She could have signed her new job contract with her full name! Mike White my dude it was RIGHT there

back on my hotation of brooklyn 99, parks and rec, and new girl. a bitch is ~stressed