my stanley cup final rooting interests: 1. meteor 2. meteor 3. meteor 4. meteor 5. meteor 6. meteor 7. meteor 8. meteor 9. panthers 10. oilers

Insulting me won’t work. My mom already said that to me earlier

What if you CARRIED YOUR HOCKEY TEAM through an AWFUL YEAR with REALITY TV DRAMA and your TEAMMATES got DIVORCED and your OTHER teammate got REJECTED by your BOSS and then your HAND FELL OFF and you BROKE your TORSO & you STILL didn’t win an award for it. I’m sorry Quinn Hughes.

bisexual as in I’m really attracted to masculine appearances but I’m also a big fan of misandry

taylor swift showing up to sports games and ruining the fragile male ecosystem one arena at a time is my favorite movie. i love it here

Men generally have the warmest bodies because they’re straight from hell

if i had a boyfriend i would teach it world of warcraft

well tonight’s the night. once again we will witness 32 boys being sold (drafted) to one direction (nhl teams). happy boy auction to all who celebrate and may the odds be ever in your favour *whistles the first 5 notes of the hockey night in canada theme*

Me adding more books to my wishlist as if I have read all the ones that I already own

want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income

Had a dream Joey got in a goalie fight last night and I was so bummed it wasn't a goalie goal. Is off season over yet?

Just bought myself next year's birthday present with the husband's money. 🤣 He doesn't know yet but he's taking me to see the Kraken play the Blue Jackets, wonderful surprise.

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

SEASON 2 SEASON 2 SEASON 2!!!!!!

girls say goodnight & then read the most unhinged and absolutely questionable books known to mankind

Things i love: - spending money - books - spending money on books

bro your whimsy. you forgot your whimsy. your apathy and dour attitude is scaring the hoes bro

I was bad luck for my Kraken 😭

Yanni Gourde just straight up open-hand slapped Brady Tkachuk? 😭🖐️

Just started Beartown and omg