"I am not a man of many words...just many melodies."

Congrats to Artsy Lizz for her 1st podium yesterday and Jessie Diggins for her 5th place today FIS Cross-Country #Rybinsk

"Even the smartest dog will sometimes take a shit and roll around in it...and maybe sometimes even eat it!"

Had a blast as guest commentator for Men's 4 x 7.5K Relay Winter Universiade @EurosportUKTV @Eurosport FIS Cross-Country

former USST tech @RandyGibbs has rejoined the international racing scene - this time coaching Team Australia Aus XC Ski Team fasterskier.com/article/gibbs-…

"Yeah...like we say, a small and quiet lake can sometimes be pretty fucking deep!"

"Hey, for sure if you're not risking now then you're not drinking the champagne later."

If you have #birkiefever American Birkebeiner and want to sleep like a baby on Friday night text Randy at 952-994-1804 for a World Cup wax job. #nojoke

"You can see in her eyes that nothing has been going on down there. Getting thirsty like a camel."

Congrats to 2015 American Birkebeiner Champion Sergio Bonaldi. Mantra strikes again!!!!

"He is the World Champion of making people think he is the smartest fucker on earth!"

Congratulations to Julia Nyström (2nd place!) and Eli Brown (19th!) Eli Brown in 45km #halvvasan FasterSkier Vasaloppet Vasaloppet USA

If coaching xcjn2015tahoe don't miss Podiumwear party at The Mellow Fellow #mellowfellow on Wed Mar 11 Win Mantra Wax and then win medals!

Powder Test Results xcjn2015tahoe Air 43F & Sunny 1. Black Dog 2. Sierra Nieve Madre Fumar 3. Mid 4. Warm Snow was just starting to break

Liquid Test Results 52F & Sunny xcjn2015tahoe 1. Red Label 2. Blue Label 3. C22 Block/Blue Label 4. Black Label Mostly new snow for now...

"Xenon!? Let's break those fucking hell light bulbs. From the car, you know. And inhale the gas."

"You can see in her eyes that nothing has been going on down there. Getting thirsty like a camel."

"I mean EPO is the lamest thing you can try...your family doctor can detect that shit just by talking in your eye."

"It's like a blockade of fucking Leningrad...You can only have 200 grams of bread!"

"Probably they covered themselves with a mud and running around naked, chasing down ghost of xebeche…:)”