Fuck me or don't fuck me, because fucking me half way is embarrassing!

They are fucking us in ways not defined in the Kama Sutra!

I've got a beautiful ass and I have to protect it.

He's one of those guys who doesn't fuck his wife because no one can service him like himself.

She makes dumb people look genius. Like most people who don't know much she speaks a lot.

I kept hearing him say "Jolly good, jolly good", but he was thinking "Fuck you".

This is a $1M dollar deal in the works, that is a done deal. Do we want the girl that we've already fucked or the one that we want to fuck?

He's the man. He's the Dick and the Balls.

You're all tease and no fuck.

In the end we are all whores and whores need to get paid.

I just gave a phone in blowjob...you should have seen me in action. I feel so dirty after these calls. I need more practice though.

I know who Scarlet Johanssen is, but it doesn't mean I've fucked her.