but how am i supposed to date during covid? do i invite a girl to meet me in a field and we wave at each other?

i have no idea who she is or the tiger king thing and i have work to do

facetime is a hell of a drug

i ain't going to the hospital right now, i'll make a splint out of a popsicle

the only text you answer is how's your day, because you can't answer that the next day

i have great game. I'm just focusing on flexing my virtual reality muscles right now

In my world, its big news, cause everybody is trying to get to .7 #DDEX #WTF #OpsWorldProblems

I'm more of a Wu Tang Clan, old school type.

If there's cornbread in the kitchen, it's going to be a good day.

I want to go to Thailand. I want to ride a fucking elephant.

yeah, im eating clam chowder in the morning... deal with it.

We could make really cool stuff. Think about it, we seriously could.

I want to start a band named Soundcheck. And that is all we do--Soundcheck.

Look at this bomb ass sandwich. I found it in the kitchen.

This is the night that I whipped someone with my belt.

Wait, these are 7th and 8th graders? I can't wait to mold their minds.

This year the bricks are made out of fungus.... it's art. re: MoMA PS1

Even the cans of tunafish got smaller. Did you notice that? 'Cause I did. #spotifyproblems

Chelsea Market is like a well curated playlist

i don't want fruit in my cookie