Please tell me some lawyer somewhere started their address to the jury on #Halloween with: #trickortreat ?

It’s the one day a year an attorney can docket 25 hours #DaylightSavings

Which law firm in America has the best #BlackFriday sale???

Should we still be talking about agreements being consummated? It's 2018.

Law firm gift certificates... best #Christmas gift ever

Don’t calculate the real hourly rate you make after counting all the hours spent on billable and non-billable matters you spent in 2018 or you will legit get a heart attack #HappyHolidaysToAll

Does your attorney work on #ChristmasDay2018 ? Yes if she hasn’t reached her yearly billable hours, so be kind and email your attorney some work to do before #NewYears

All rumors that the creatures in #BirdBox are attorneys is likely untrue. Netflix

Does the #TenYearChallenge have something to do with limitation periods?

Do companies that get incorporated on Oct 31 get candy with their certificate?

The way Lady Gaga and #BradleyCooper walked on stage and delivered is how you need to walk up to a jury and tell your story... says law school profs somewhere tomorrow. #Oscar2019

All billable hours today are $314.16 #PiDay2019

#ChampionsLeague2019 has something to do with the best attorneys in the world, right?

Whats your #Quarantine hourly rate? #COVID19

Trump v Twitter... coming soon... ?

This is what always happen when someone passes the bar. fb.watch/3EsiXkqIam/

If you’re thinking about a client matter is the shower, is that weird… or warrant a special services rate??

This can’t be legal #LoveIsBlindLive

The People vs. Netflix - Declare one month of free service. #LoveIsBlindLive

Legally speaking, we’re all owed one of those silver cups for waiting this long Netflix #LoveIsBlindLive #LoveIsBlind #BreakingNews