Movie in class? Fuck that. I'm out.

This is the happiest day of my life. Big Red Liquors

I will donate $1 for every retweet & $0.50 for every favorite this tweet gets to IU Dance Marathon until tonight @ midnight. MAKE ME POOR GUYS, FTK!!

Snow in high school: Yes! We might get out early! Snow in college: Fuck! Now I gotta skip class. #NotWalkingInThisShit

Text "IUDM" to 50555 to donate $5 to IU Dance Marathon benefiting Riley Hospital for Children. #IUDM2014 #FTK

IUDM.org/donate Do it. Support the second largest student run philanthropy in the country, right here at home in B-Town.

My life is and has been a series of questionably poor choices.

Hanging out with high school friends brought to you by: Thanksgiving break

I wish I could live my life in a state of constant nap.

How you know you never go to class: You receive a -25 pts on an attendance grade.

My brother's girlfriend gave our family a bottle of Jäger for Christmas. #ShesAKeeper #MerryChristmas

Merry Christmas, Hoosier Nation! May your Christmas night be filled with as much booze as your Christmas day was awkward family encounters.

Great start to conference play on the road.

To the two guys at Assembly Hall Rockin' the Dumb & Dumbr tuxedos, yes. Just yes.

Win or lose, at lease were not Purdue fans #BoilerFail #iubb #HoosierNation ShitHoosiersSay #IUBB

Any info can help. Call Bloomington Police with anything you have. Don't let this happen again... pic.x.com/WqaCHaHvLi

Hail to Old IU! Forbes ranks IU one of the Top 25 Public Colleges for 2015! onforb.es/1KLZnAM #TopColleges

This is a public service announcement: if you decide to have a shower beer be sure it is in a can and not a bottle. #SevereFootBleeding

#HoosierNation, let's help Victor Oladipo win the #NBACommunityAssist Award by retweeting this post! #VictorOladipo

One day you're going to graduate & you're going to move away from Btown & you'll hate everything, but remember #OnceAHoosierAlwaysAHoosier