im saying 2-1, semenyo opens the scoring early, then eze equalizes before the half, then hincapié scores a late winner

I'm now predicting i fall into a gutter and turn to mud

watching the replay of the city game, it pisses me off how good cherki is. genuinely starting to hate him more than haaland

how do people use claude without getting horny?

The greatest transition to an ad I have ever seen in my life 😭😭😭✌🏻😭

but now the bottle is filled with manchester city fan tears? it doesn't even make sense now

as much as i hate that they're beating us in this series, the Minnesota Wild logo and jerseys go fucking crazy how are they allowed to aura mog this hard

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 DANNY WELBECK HAS MADE IT THREE FOR BRIGHTON! Brighton 3-0 Chelsea.

i dont think we talk enough about how dominant he was on the right side for the first half of the season. the levels of energy he had was unreal i really hope we can get some of that back this season

now show the pre-Arteta stats

why the fuck they put 'y' there

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

really happy to see a team not playing their best game of the season against us finally. thank you newcastle for playing extremely mid football for 90 minutes

im really hitting like the peak of nihilism in my life right now and i cant tell if thats a positive development or not

ok yea im deleting twitter bye