In my almost 8 years of tattooing this has been my most popular piece by a mile and I’m here for it

Harry Styles had flat ball surgery to make his balls flat

Krampus 👹

Can’t believe Oliver Sykes horse still hasn’t been booked smh

Deep frying a small dog and whistling a merry little tune

I’m playing a card game with my uncle’s ghost

Two fat men have taken up residence in my garden, one is slightly bigger than the other, which is nice because I like inclusivity

Hitting on single mums in a Gran Canaria Lidl

Horton hears a tramp? #subversive

A cheeky little freehand cowboy pigeon don’t mind if I do

Might have gone a bit mad drawing the incredible dragons from #HouseOfTheDragon

ً No, chimps must not smoke weed. To protect them, they can send the weed to me so I can destroy it

VERY british miku with a slice of wensleydale

I WAS NOT EATING SAND

this meme keeps popping into my head at random intervals like a catchy song

They need to make a mounjaro for cigarettes