Alright, so I’m only gonna say this ONCE because this is my personal twitter account, NOT a zachary gordon updates fan page. Here’s basically everything going on with ☡ach 🦊🍃 and WHY it’s not okay (🧵)

Hot take but most of you have perfectly pleasant jobs and are making your own life worse by performatively hating them

maybe i'm the faggot, america

there’s an illithid parasite in that corpse

idgaf war veteran over here

Got $7 and don’t know what to do with it

How much silver do you lot want to bet that I can fit a whole stick of butter in my mouth

Hes getting it up the butt

Okay I'm sorry

hey guys im back again. might move accs

new acc —> nikita 🌱

You're a year late buddy ☡ach 🦊🍃

hey

we've been trying to tell y'all this for two years now 🥹

forgot to block mewmewti on my new accs and got jumpscared by this bitch's art