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A new wing opens ... Door 2️⃣6️⃣ The Elected Public Liaison Queen Gracious, Nepo Baby, Curvaceous, Manipulative Miss Calendar '26 (and forever) 👑 People pleaser 👅 Reality bender 😵‍💫 Hidden cobra 🐍 Secrets keeper 🤫 ♻️ & ❤️

…. It’s not that distracting.

Busy week ya know.

I’ve got a fat ass and have enough of a ego to make it your problem.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝒯𝐼𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐸𝒮𝒮.⠀ ⠀⠀ ᴛᴏɴɪ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ. ⠀ ⠀⠀   🏳️‍⚧️ ♡/↻

//I almost wanna flip to a Alex Windsor portrayal but idk, is there that much intrigue in a thick thighed brit?

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(🐦) “…. Didn’t realize how giant my thighs were until Jamie told me.”

Throwback to when I had to stop 𝒯𝐼𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐸𝒮𝒮 | PARODY from spewing sexual profanities at every turn (it didn’t work.)

I’ve got a really fat ass, but I’m sworn to hayter (my tag partner! Don’t start any romance rumors!!!)

…… look I’d give you the strong belt if you put me on the shelf- I mean whaaaat-

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I won today against the foot bitch so fine. Have this..

Had to meet up with 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁 in the hotel after the PPV… cease to say I stayed in her hotel room that night to save money…. Totally to just save money.

//I was born to be a shitpost writer but I also write lewd shit that is absurd 😭