“Maya T'Leena: *throws apples to the air*” *Catches the apple and throws it again*.

I don't know where I am, Shepard. Lost all track of time without EDI. But I still know how to pilot the ship, so everything is fine.

Look at the bright side, Garrus. Shepard will have more money that way. Which means more dextro chocolate for you.

“@MerdokRilver: 1 in 10 people don't have herpes. #Scared” The other 9 people are Kelly Chambers Friends.

I can't make that much clearer. Or maybe I should?

For Halloween I'll be.... ...The best pilot ever! Oh wait..

Why are we talking about reporters? Is Shepard about to hit another?

“Tali vas normandy: Joker Moreau @VigilanTurian I feel like I'm missing something here.” Calibrate her auditive ports, Garrus.

@LtJamesVegaME About time! Were you sleeping all this time?

@LtJamesVegaME Still with that, James?

@TheLoneProthean @NicoleShepardN7 Not yet.

#LeatherSeats.

The Normandy needs more leather.

As weird as that may sound.

Guess who's still the best pilot around?

Me! Duh!

Here's a joke: . . . . . . . . . . . . Sorry,I forgot what I was suppose to say.

Garrus may be the best sniper. But I'm the best damn pilot ever. Also not scarred.

"Legion Has A Soul: I think my chest is overheating." Use water to cool it down.