The original Jordan Peele psychological thriller

I had my headphones in and a girl came up and asked if someone was sitting next to me but I thought she was asking if she could sit next to me so I nodded and she left and I just really hope she found a seat :/

Sent out my birthday party invite to my parents and siblings. Graphic design is my passion.

I love my industry because today I wore men’s crew socks under a nice pair of sandals and no one said a damn thing.

How does one perfect the art of putting a phone in between your head and your shoulder at a comfortable angle?

This is a subtweet to my brother: if you like the end credits version of “How Far I’ll Go” from Moana better than the original you’re WHACK

I think I can attribute 90% of my problems to being read Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark in fourth grade.

I was carded at a rated-R movie so please tell me again when I’ll enjoy “looking young”

Honestly, Tom Holland's GQ cover is like Peter Parker got expelled from Hogwarts for being too fine.

Everyone deserves a family that will leave the subtitles on the TV because they know your hearing sucks

“I’m going to bed” really means “I’m going to my room to watch the show I wanted to watch alone”

Just thinking about how Georgia is going to be one of the most popular baby names in 2021

Tum and yum rhyme. Coincidence?

Just wondering how Fred Armisen has time to be in every single tv show and movie

I think a new life goal is to be the person on a crime show that says “you might want to come take a look at this”

I hope Brandy and Mr. Whiskers are doing ok