Don't know anything about them as actors but in terms of looks? Totalled nailed it. Cautiously optimistic.

you ever think about how volcanoes are the pores of the earth

Yep. The GOP's "women just need to have babies" serves the same function as "men don't need to go to college" and "we should give public money to private schools." Education has been an equalizer and the elites want it to be exclusively theirs again.

My ex ordered an 8 one time, just to see what it was like. It never left the package. It was given away on Craigslist for free like it was the videotape from The Ring.

republican primary voters like

the youths having stray thoughts about why some random old thing was done a certain way is good and normal, but the incentive to pretend there's a conspiracy for internet attention rather than just answer the question with research is Not Great.

ok but I'm still gonna do it. what now

it's a risky move - the shitposter lifestyle has to be tempered with a sense of IRL maturity and gravity so the relationship has a solid base - but if you can pull it off, it's fantastic. see: me and Case

we're all homer sapiens.

bubblegum machines be like yeah crank my knob and chew my balls

how could that not awaken your loin lion I ask you

so... good?

very interesting video explainer on the elements that constitute "realness" in a movie. the haptic/optic divide isn't something I had consciously considered.

Periodic reminder that even if this were true (it's not) THE PUNISHMENT FOR DRUG TRAFFICKING IS NOT DEATH VIA MISSILE

[guy who bases all his decisions on instincts] this decision is giving a real "based on instincts" vibe

indiana jones? you mean the arkeologist?

[grok voice] while jesus christ did arguably succeed in rising to the heavens, elon musk took humans to the stars and that makes him god's true son in my book

amazing tweet both in and out of context

I'm not religious, I'm pumpkin pieous.