was talking with a normie co-worker and he brought up his friend who works at Lockheed Martin and I said, "Oh shit, is he working on the child seeking missiles" Let me tell you, that was NOT the correct dialogue option.

not to be a bitter dutch person, but this is literally when the competition died. after joost was disqualified for NOTHING (because it was confirmed he essentially didn’t even do anything), the competition has become a soulless mess, purely here to please israel.

The cost to rig Eurovision is like 300 euros

My Stellaris economy after annexing a bunch of unprofitable systems

squid game was real after all

Hantavirus is transmissible by rats to humans, so make sure you always keep your distance from jews.

You can’t beat this. Nostalgia has nothing to do with it.

Imagine trading here with a dutchman in 1603

“Young men are radicalizing online at alarming rates”

someone said their new kit looks like the north korea flag 😭😭

O Braga cansado de jogar a liga Europa na quinta feira troca melhor a bola que nós, mas o Mourinho não tem nada a ver com isso

europa league 2027??? ESTA MERDA É TODA NOSSA CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mi señora labura en un colegio y le mandé las figuritas repetidas para que cambie con los nenes

heeelllooooo everybody my name is turkiplier and welcome back to five nights at greece

Se não sabes ser presidente, tás quieto, vai dormir

Peço desculpa bro, vais ter de jogar liga Europa às quintas contra o Slovan Bratislava, Hapoel e Paok.

Bom dia! OHOHOHOH