Tupac faked his death and now lives a quiet life on a remote island with Elvis and Michael Jackson

i have made a purchase on the solami blockchain

Solana's dark past: In 2011 a Russian man by the name of Anatoly Moskvin was arrested after mummifying 29 women and young girls as part of a Satanic ritual but later escaped. In 2020 another Anatoly created Solana... Question everything. #tinfoil

Keanu Reeves is an immortal extraterrestrial time traveller. He has not aged in 30 years and even appeared in paintings going back to the 1500s. #tinfoil #matrix

the difference with $nub is that im so convinced and bullish that if the price absolutely dumped it wouldn't phase me in the slightest because im so convinced in the longtermability (its a word now) eternally bullish i dont see red

Have you ever noticed a slight after taste of fentanyl after eating a Big Mac? Fast food chains use a cocktail of chemical additives that cause mild dopamine spikes to keep customers hooked. #tinfoil

free nub

Atlantis and Aliens: Atlantis was a worldwide tech empire that was wiped by a war with shape shifting alien reptiles. Those same aliens are watching and ready to strike again. #tinfoil #aliens

Guys what the fuck #tinfoil

Fluoride and Gay Frogs: Leading biologist Dr Alex Jones's research showed that the fluoride in drinking water led to a marked increase in incidences of homosexuality across a range of amphibian species. #tinfoil @TinFoilHatKing

Artificial Volcanic Eruptions: Western Governments trigger volcanic eruptions with underground nukes to cool the planet and disrupt rival economies. #tinfoil $sol @TinFoilHatKing

$Nub Cat Conspiracy: It appears no coin is safe from the attacks of the deep state puppet masters. CIA and Mossad lizards are trying to buy up the supply at a discount. Join the resistance here. #tinfoil

5. Antarctica UFO Crash Site: Satellite images show huge buried structures and crashed craft on the Antarctic ice. Aliens have been living there since before humans, and governments keep it secret under the guise of “climate research stations.” #tinfoil

Last time it hit 10k we pumped 5x. Worth a bid

Details coming soon for the Simpolympics. This weekend we'll be hosting an X spaces and giving away $$$ We will have 3 female judges that are used to being simped 24/7 They will be judging best simp. Win $$$ Details posted in tg within 24 hours

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Alright. Fuck it. We are doing a PumpFun stream tomorrow. There will be a twist. Like/Share/Leave your sol wallet below. It'll be important. Time announced EARLY tomorrow.