Had a nightmare last night that I hadn’t handed in my final project for my Masters degree. That I finished in 2017. Higher education will fuck you up

I hate how dogs have no concept of mess because how do I explain to moose that he can’t bring sticks into the house and chew them up all over the carpet

We've just launched a portal so you can help us #SaveLochLomond Lodge your objection to Flamingo Land's plans now 👇 greens.scot/flamingoland

Rottweilers are all himbos

Station eleven is so good and it’s on starzplay??? Wtf even is that. Anyway watch it if you need a good cry

Wearing a bikini and drinking a frozen marg in the garden and just feeling really fab

my dog waiting to have a bite of the boiling water i’m cooking

I gotta say Woodstock ‘99 looks extremely similar to Reading/Leeds every year? Lol

I have been on the phone to IT for almost two hours this morning happy Monday to me

Cute! Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Prepare to Be Buried Alive With Her: ow.ly/R3uG50KELqE

This is insane hahahaha

Queue to see Queen lying in state officially reopens but warning issued of 24-hour wait and cold overnight temperatures bbc.in/3LjCpqe

I can’t believe our bins aren’t getting collected today because the queen died

BREAKING: Asked if she regrets her choice of words in saying she "detests the Tories", First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has said: "No."

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We have incredible brains that allow us to dream about ANYTHING, real or imagined, and last night I dreamt that I was filling up salt and pepper grinders

😂😭

Scotland is so cold

I just want my workday to be over so I can play cyberpunk again