NO TEETH NO SHADE !!!!!!

i have an easter egg hunt every day it’s called me losing my phone every twenty minutes

i have an easter egg hunt every day it’s called watching a pixar movie

“testing” people is manipulative. you shouldn’t be setting people up in your relationships to confirm or disprove theories or hunches. ask questions directly, express concerns directly, observe behaviors, but don’t manipulate folk.

there’s no therapy in this world equivalent to the writing on the bathroom stall that just ~gets you~

Please pray for Bangladesh, this is one of the worst floods that they have faced,it is getting extremely bad for the people in the Sylhet and Sunamganj region. I am going to link down some of the charities you can give to down below.

3 years ago me and @camrammy’s boss put us in inflatable Pikachu and dinosaur suits for her kid’s bday party and the children all cornered us and demanded we kill each other while all the parents were blackout at 2pm

Do NOT watch Avatar: The Way of Water Join Natives & other Indigenous groups around the world in boycotting this horrible & racist film. Our cultures were appropriated in a harmful manner to satisfy some 🏳 man's savior complex. No more Blueface! Lakota people are powerful!

I'm a nepobaby but like for alcoholism and mental illness

Getting home from a double

Billy Joel can steal my sausages any day

“Sorry, we can’t have kids in the bar past 9pm” “But you have power rangers on one TV and goosebumps on the other?”

gimme one margarita imma open my legs, gimme two margaritas imma ask “do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?” to everyone at the bar

life is a roller coaster but specifically the one from final destination 3