I made an easily preventable mistake at work so they’re putting me down later

i will NOT be celebrating 4th of july. i will instead be celebrating sinners (2025) streaming on max tomorrow.

[driving in canada] i'm going 50 kill myselfs an hour

I don't love America. I love hot dogs.

Mainlining raspberries just to feel alive again.

💗 Mashed Potato Dream Girl 💗 This picture reminds me of the big anime Bambi eyes that they have on South Park when they get so irresistible

💗 Mashed Potato Dream Girl 💗 Wow that's so different from the doctor piggybacking and other medication on the one that didn't work previously.. giving you that bullshit story about well we can't take you off it because you'll have a psychotic break and withdrawals but it works great with this OTHER ONE

An apple and a pear and dammit now my cleavage is sticky from all the juices.

💗 Mashed Potato Dream Girl 💗 Well that sticky situation for sure

This is simply a fruit appreciation page now. 🥭🥥🍇🍈🍉🍊🍒🍋🍌🍍🍎🍏🍐🍑🍓🥝

Come on down to fruit town!!!!!!!🩷🔆💖✨🤤

I decided I’m going to be completely normal and not clinically insane starting tomorrow

I must retire to my chambers about this

its so fucking hot outside i hate men

this account is a safe space for people who can’t do math

how long into the relationship until the guy pees on you

nice tweets bro what medications are you on

Waiting for my gf to finish putting sunscreen on me so I can run around the beach and find her cool shells and rocks.

from my experience the foundation of a good relationship isn’t just common interest but having a real shared mutual hate of something

What to do what to do?